Agony of EMS Teacher....

P3 Teacher: "Class, repeat after me. Good, better, best!"

P3 Student:"(raises hand) Teacher, shouldn't it be better, betterer, betterest?"

P3 Teacher: "This is bad english! Who taught you that?"

P3 Student:"On TV got a Zorro say that.... teacher so you mean he wrong, is it?"

P3 Teacher: *dumbfounded* "Ok class, let us learn a new word...."