Joke of the day

Mum walked into the bathroom one day & found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his penis with a toothbrush and toothpaste. "What the hell do you think you're doing, young man!" she exclaimed. "Don't try to stop me!" Johnny warned. "I'm gonna do this three times a day, because there's no way I'm gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my sister's."

I wish

I wish that my course will have no more labs.
I wish that I can get a second upper honours degree without being stressed.
I wish that my 201 partner is not someone who is different from me.
I wish that exams can be done away by the time I wake up tomorrow.
I wish that I can earn super big bucks so that my parents can live comfortably.
I wish that there will be a job such that I can slack yet get the money.

On a personal basis

I wish that I can have a girlfriend whom I can give my heart to.
I wish that I can call her whatever the time may be.
I wish that I can hug and whisper "I love you" to her when I wake up everyday.


Lastly...

I wish for WORLD PEACE!!! >_<

Phantom Of The Opera - All I Ask of You

RAOUL
No more talk
of darkness,
Forget these
wide-eyed fears.
I'm here,
nothing can harm you -
my words will
warm and calm you.
Let me be
your freedom,
let daylight
dry -your tears.
I'm here,
with you, beside you,
to guard you
and to guide you . . .

CHRISTINE
Say you love me
every
waking moment,
turn my head
with talk of summertime . . .
Say you need me
with you,
now and always . . .
promise me that all
you say is true -
that's all I ask
of you . . .

RAOUL
Let me be
your shelter,
let me
be your light.
You're safe:
No-one will find you
your fears are
far behind you . . .

CHRISTINE
All I want
is freedom,
a world with
no more night . . .
and you
always beside me
to hold me
and to hide me . . .

RAOUL
Then say you'll share with
me one
love, one lifetime . . .
Iet me lead you
from your solitude . . .
Say you need me
with you
here, beside you . . .
anywhere you go,
let me go too -
Christine,
that's all I ask
of you . . .

CHRISTINE
Say you'll share with
me one
love, one lifetime . . .
say the word
and I will follow you . . .

BOTH
Share each day with
me, each
night, each morning . . .

CHRISTINE
Say you love me . . .

RAOUL
You know I do . . .

BOTH
Love me -
that's all I ask
of you . . .
Anywhere you go
let me go too . . .
Love me -
that's all I ask
of you . .

Live for me(taken off from somebody's blog)

I rip out my heart
to give to you
bleed my soul
to fill you
I slowly memorize
every last part
you become my one goal
I lose my mind in your eyes
chase you deeper
now that I've had your blood
I can taste nothing less
you become my life
I must have you
take as my wife
~~~
I breath in the pain
the dream of ruin
I realize the truth all others see
I know the one to blame
I see your eyes
mangled twisted blue
I know the answer
the only way that's true
so I brake my heart, to save you
hang your problems from a rope
until I'm gone, dead, broke
~~~
laying here, six feet under
with a smile I begin to wonder
imagining a life I spend with you
your soul is a part of me
and I know you will always believe
my true love
and the life, I wished to achieve
died for you...
live for me...

Thanks man

Yeah... thanks for telling me that you people find me a pest... thanks for telling me that you all 'buay song' me... so touched that you all can say that you care about my condition and yet not even ask me when I get up there... really... thanks a lot

Penny for thoughts

Lovely song, ain't it?

其实你不懂我的心

你说我像云捉摸不定
其实你不懂我的心
你说我像梦忽远又忽近
其实你不懂我的心
你说我像谜总是看不清
其实我永不在乎掩藏真心

怕自己不能负担对你的深情
所以不敢靠你太近
你说要远行暗地里伤心
不让你看到哭泣的眼睛

Sudden wave

As I was poisoning myself just now(yeah sorry peeps), all of a sudden I felt a sadness hitting me... I got myself so involved in CEC and schoolwork, yet I feel so emotionally void... I know this is wrong, I have my friends and family, but considering BGRs... I simply feel like a sucker... my roomie kinda 'complained' to me that he has like some girls up on friendster who is interested in getting to know him. For me, it's like all my female friends are close friends aka no chance of getting into a relationship. Although I've gotten over Bernice, but still, when I look at my circle of female friends, it seems that all are no chance of getting into a relationship with any of them.

Though I know that when fate decrees when I'll have a relationship, I'll sometimes fall into this type of depression when I'm alone. Haiz... perhaps... I'm destined not to have one at all... Sighz...

Okok.. enough of bitching.. gotta snap back to reality and do my catching up of tutorials and lectures already. I've missed quite a number of lectures...

Damn

My computer's screwing me again... WTF sia... KNN... @#*@#&*(@#